The term “crude boys” — a slang reference to crude oil — was chosen because it refers to raw, unfiltered cannabis concentrates. It also reflects the fact that the products are relatively inexpensive compared to the typical prices of premium brands, which means that customers have access to quality products for less money than they would be able to find elsewhere.
That said, the key aspect of the products offered by crude boys is that they are designed to provide customers with functional cannabis — that is, products that will provide customers with measurable results and relieve symptoms — without necessarily requiring premium products or a lot of added flair
Brand Overview: Affordable Potency
When looking at the products offered by crude boys, one of the first things that stands out is how affordable the products are compared to the products offered by premium brands. As stated, the cartridges from crude boys tend to be priced 20-30 percent lower than premium brands, which creates a compelling reason for customers to consider crude boys when choosing a brand of cannabis.
Another benefit that crude boys provides to customers is through the hardware used to consume the products. The hardware used by crude boys consists of standard 510 thread ceramic coils with transparent glass chambers. These products are functional and reliable. However, the products do lack the refined craftsmanship associated with the hardware used by premium brands. That said, the thicker oil consistency in crude boys' cartridges may require a bit more technique to properly vaporize the oils. I have had success starting at lower voltage (2.4v – 3.0v) and using the pre-heat feature to help prevent dry hits.
Top 5 Crude Boys Strains Breakdown
Over the past few months, I have tried numerous strains from crude boys, and based on customer feedback, these five strains are among the top-rated products from crude boys.
1. Blueberry Widow (Indica-Dominant)
Blueberry Widow is my go-to strain for relaxing during the evening hours. White Widow genetics were combined with a variety of berry flavors to create Blueberry Widow. The strain has a profound impact on the mind and body. The flavor profile of Blueberry Widow is a mix of berries and grapes with no artificial aftertaste. Overall, Blueberry Widow is a great example of what crude boys does well — it delivers a straightforward, effective relief.
2. Ice Cream Cookies (Indica-Dominant)
Ice Cream Cookies is another dessert-inspired strain from Gelato and Wedding Cake lineage. The strain has a rich buttery flavor with a hint of citrus. The strain begins to elevate your mood and energize your brain before providing you with full-body relaxation. I have found this strain to work well for small aches and pains while maintaining a level of mental clarity. Overall, the balance of elevating your mood and relieving your pain makes this strain suitable for both afternoon and evening use.
3. Orange Soda (Hybrid)
Orange Soda is a standout hybrid that captures the essence of orange soda with its fresh citrus flavors. The strain has effects that are perfectly balanced, allowing you to enjoy a happy, relaxed state without the drowsiness of heavy sedation. From my own experience, I have found Orange Soda to work well for social interactions and creative pursuits where you need to remain engaged while minimizing stress. The flavor of Orange Soda is extremely realistic and is far superior to many of the artificially flavored strains from crude boys.
4. Candyland (Sativa)
Candyland is a sativa-based strain that is designed to help you stay awake during the afternoon hours. The strain has a sweet and fruity flavor and produces a feeling of increased mood and energy along with mild mental stimulation. Since the strain is sativa-dominant, the effects are not too overwhelming and would be suitable for daytime use without causing excessive anxiety. The sweetness of Candyland is pleasant, but it is not overpowering. An earthy exhale grounds the experience.
5. Tropical Berries (Indica)
Tropical Berries contains 85.49% THC and is a potent indica-dominant strain that is sure to pack a punch. Although the tropical berry flavors are strong, there are times when they may seem artificial. Overall, the strain is a great representation of the value proposition of crude boys — high-quality products at an affordable price with some potential trade-offs in terms of flavor refinement.
User Experience & Practical Considerations
I have personally used a number of crude boys’ cartridges, and I have learned several practical tips to maximize the value of the products.
The standard 510-thread carts from crude boys are functional and reliable, although they don’t have many of the premium features found in the products of premium brands. The transparent glass chambers of the carts make it easy to view the remaining amount of oil in the cart.
Crude Boys show the greatest variation in terms of flavor realism. Some of their strains, like Orange Soda and Blueberry Widow, are highly representative of their namesakes. However, some of their strains, including Lemon Jack, can produce undesirable chemical aftertastes. Based on my research, crude boys uses botanical terpenes in some blends rather than purely cannabis-derived terpenes. Therefore, it seems logical to assume that the inconsistencies in flavor realism stem from this difference.
When the flavor fails to impress, the effects are always reliable. The high levels of THC in crude boys’ products correlate directly to consistent and powerful experiences. Customers who are looking for relief that is measured and predictable, whether for medical purposes or simply to get the job done effectively, will appreciate the reliability of crude boys’ products.
Market Position & Alternatives
Crude Boys occupy a unique space in Michigan’s cannabis marketplace. They do not compete with premium craft brands like Select and Rove in terms of the complexity of flavor or the refinement of the hardware. Rather, they offer verified safety and potency at affordable prices. As a result, crude boys are positioned to capture a large share of the value-oriented customer base.
Recently, crude boys has expanded beyond just vaping products by introducing new lines of “frosted bud” (flower infused with wax and THCA isolate testing greater than 40% THC) and a variety of concentrate options. This expansion demonstrates crude boys’ commitment to the value-oriented customer across multiple product lines.
Conclusion
Overall, crude boys deliver on their promises: they offer functional, safe, and affordable cannabis products with dependable and functional hardware. The best products from crude boys provide enjoyable and rewarding experiences that exceed expectations given the price point of the products.