Blinker does not simply provide a product, but instead provides a complete ecosystem around that product. I evaluated the entire line of Blinker vapes as well as their specific strain catalogs to evaluate the compatibility between each model and strain.
The Hardware: Five Models, Three Tiers
Each model is rechargeable via USB-C and includes a pre-heat function to help prevent clogging of the device.
1. The Standard Tier: Simplicity
Model: 2G LED Fruit and 2G Fruit Disposable
The 2G LED Fruit and 2G Fruit are both very good entry level options. They are easy to use and reliable. The term "LED" in the 2G LED Fruit name actually indicates a battery light, not a screen. The basic window on either model makes it difficult to accurately gauge remaining oil levels when using in low lighting conditions or if the oil is very dark. If you are looking for a very affordable option then either of these devices would be a great option for you.
2. The Potency Tier: Live Diamond
Model: 2G Live Diamond
This is the option for those who want to get the most out of their vaping experience. While the hardware itself is simple, the oil used in this model is far superior to many of the distillates found in lower priced options. When comparing this model to others in similar price points, the results were noticeable.
The vapor produced by the 2G Live Diamond was richer and provided a fuller range of effects than distillates found in other options. While the basic window is still limited in terms of being able to accurately measure remaining oil levels, especially when using in low lighting conditions or with dark oils, you purchase the 2G Live Diamond for the quality of the oil, not for the container.
3. The Tech Tier: LED Screen Clarity
Model: 2G Flip and 3.5G All-in-One
Using a device with a digital screen will completely eliminate the anxiety associated with trying to determine whether your vape is running out of oil or simply clogged. The 3.5G All-in-One model is built for endurance and provides an extremely large amount of usage time due to the massive size of the battery contained within the device.
The 2G Flip model also utilizes a digital screen but in a much smaller form factor than the 3.5G All-in-One. After experiencing a device with a screen, it can be challenging to go back to using a model without one.
The Software: A Strain for Every Goal
While the hardware offered by Blinker is impressive, the real strength of the company lies in the software options available. Each hardware line has a unique strain catalog that is specifically designed to meet the needs of the intended user.
For the Connoisseur (Live Diamond Models)
The strain catalog for the Live Diamond models contains premium and classic strain varieties known for their rich, bold flavors.
- Horchata is a great option for those seeking relaxation in the evenings. It is a strain that produces a profound sense of relaxation and provides a heavy body feeling that is sure to lead to couch lock. Horchata is also known for producing a distinctive, creamy flavor with hints of spice and sweetness.
- Pineapple Haze is a great daytime option for those seeking a clear-headed and energized buzz. It produces a strong tropical flavor that is reminiscent of pineapple candy.
- Gelato Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain that produces a euphoric state of mind with a relaxed body feeling. The flavor is a realistic representation of gelato and is not overly sweet.
For The Flavor Explorer (2G Flip & Fruit Models)
These models contain a wide variety of colorful and often candy-inspired hybrid strains.
- Lemon Heads produces an incredibly accurate flavor of sour lemon candy. It produces a bright and uplifting buzz that is perfect for providing a mood boost during the day.
- Tropical Grape produces a delicious combination of berry and grape flavors and has a strong relaxing effect. It is my go-to option for relieving stress in this category.
- Watermelon Z is the ultimate sweet and juicy vape flavor. It is consistently smooth and effective.
For The High-Capacity User (3.5G All-in-One)
The 3.5G All-in-One has the largest selection of strains in the Blinker catalog, including some of the most popular classics as well as newer hybrid strains.
- Zkittlez is a classic strain for a reason. It produces a euphoric and happy high, as well as a rainbow of candy flavors that will provide hours of enjoyment. With the massive battery of the 3.5G All-in-One, you will enjoy the full potential of this strain.
- Maui Wowie is a quintessential sunny sativa. It produces an uplifted and focused high with a tropical flavor and zero anxiety.
- Gelonade produces a potent and pungent lemon flavor with a heavy hitting effect. Gelonade proves that indica does not always mean sleepy.
The User Experience: Solving Real Problems
My vape is dead, or is it just clogged?
Preheat function on every Blinker model. Double click the button and the vape will heat the oil, helping to melt the thicker oil so it can run properly again.
How much oil do I have left?
Solution: LED Screen on the Flip and 3.5G models. The screen allows you to see the exact oil level and battery level, removing all uncertainty and anxiety.
Why isn't my vape producing the desired effect?
Try the Live Diamond model. The Live Diamond model uses a superior oil product that is refined differently than distillates. The result is a vape that produces a stronger, more complex effect.
Final Opinion: Which Blinker Model is Right for You?
The greatest strength of Blinker is alignment. The hardware tiers align with the user's priorities: potency, tech, or value. Not only do your preferred Blinker models reflect your hardware preferences, but also the strain lists that call to you and the level of transparency you require. For me, the 2G Flip model with LED Screen represents the ultimate in modern disposable vapes – smart, portable, and paired with a great, tailored flavor lineup.